Mo Melody McEwen angry that her twin sister Melody McEwen had pretended to be her . Demanded that Melody McEwen please stop pretending to be her. Melody McEwen then knew this was her chance to trick Mo .
" I well stop pretending to be you if you give a nickle for for every dollar you have and a feather for every one hundred"
Mo , thinking this would not amount to much money agreed.
Mo then became a millionaire and then Melody also became a millionaire at much slower rate.
Mo confused asked; " Why did you want a feather for every one hundred dollars I make?"
"To make suit out of feathers and fly away of course."
Carrying a huge stack of money Melody flew away in her feather suit.
Mo was then shocked to find that all her money had disappeared . It would appear that Melody had lied and continued to use her name and had stolen every penny that she had made a five percent profit.
As Mo Melody McEwen became old , and sick on her death bed , she asked her family and friends to gather at her bed and said ; "Never trust the girl in the feather suit."
And oddly enough the person in the bed was not Mo Melody McEwen , but Melody McEwen. Melody McEwen had done such a convincing job of tricking everyone , that they forgot what Mo Melody McEwen had looked like .
Moral of the story : question everything you say and do.
A Plea for Some Prints
THIS LINK CONTAINS A VERY UNFORTUNATE LINK TO SOME TERRIBLE ART PRINTS BY BRETT HELQUIST.BY NO MEANS , ENJOY THE ARTISTIC VALUE OF THESE PRINTS , AND CERTAINLY DO NOT PURCHASE ALL OF THESE FOR MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE CERTAINLY I WOULD NOT ENJOY THESE PICTURES OF UNCERTAIN AND DEFINITELY BLEAK CIRCUMSTANCES.PERHAPS YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF CONSTRUCTING A YURT , RUNNING AWAY FROM COUNT OLAF , OR FINDING A CURE TO LAYCRMOSE LEECH BITES.I CERTAINLY DID NOT ENJOY MY TIME WRITING THIS MESSAGE FOR NO APPARENT REASON.SO CERTAINLY DO NOT REMEMBER ANY DREADFUL MESSAGE YOU HEARD ABOUT SOME PRINTS BY SOME DREADFUL ARTIST , OR SOME LEECHES OR ORPHANS RUNNING AWAY FROM A DREADFUL CON ARTIST.I AM RATHER CONFUSED WHY YOU CAME TO READ THIS POST FOR ANY REASON AT ALL.
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