Thursday, 21 March 2013

Creative Writing

A Case of Mistaken Identity


Mo Melody McEwen angry that her twin sister Melody McEwen had pretended to be her . Demanded that Melody McEwen please stop pretending to be her. Melody McEwen then knew this was her chance to trick Mo . 
" I well stop pretending to be you if you give a nickle for for every dollar you have and a feather for every one hundred"
Mo , thinking this would not amount to much money agreed.
Mo then became a millionaire and then Melody also became a millionaire at much slower rate.
Mo confused asked; " Why did you want a feather for every one hundred dollars I make?"
"To make suit out of feathers and fly away of course."
Carrying a huge stack of money Melody flew away in her feather suit.
Mo was then shocked to find that all her money had disappeared . It would appear that Melody had lied and continued to use her name and had stolen every penny that she had made a five percent profit.
As Mo Melody McEwen became old , and sick on her death bed , she asked her family and friends to gather at her bed and said ; "Never trust the girl in the feather suit." 
And oddly enough the person in the bed was not Mo Melody McEwen , but Melody McEwen. Melody McEwen had done such a convincing job of tricking everyone , that they forgot what Mo Melody McEwen had looked like . 
Moral of the story : question everything you say and do.

A Plea for Some Prints

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